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/ Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then turned to  \
| Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a bender this time -- |
| he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last night, and they found his car |
| this morning in the smokestack of a British aircraft carrier in the Formosa     |
| Straits.'                                                                       |
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| -- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton                         |
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\ bad fiction contest.                                                            /
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