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/ Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.    \
| We'll fix it in software.                                                       |
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| Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.    |
| The application can work around it.                                             |
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| Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.    |
| We'll document it in the manual.                                                |
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| Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The user |
\ can figure it out.                                                              /
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