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/ Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized     \
| that like most books, it had too many words. The plot was the same one that all |
| James Bond books have: An evil person tries to blow up the world, but James     |
| Bond kills him and his henchmen and makes love to several attractive women.     |
| There, that's it: 24 words. But the guy who wrote the book took *thousands* of  |
| words to say it.                                                                |
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| Or consider "The Brothers Karamazov", by the famous Russian alcoholic Fyodor    |
| Dostoyevsky. It's about these two brothers who kill their father. Or maybe only |
| one of them kills the father. It's impossible to tell because what they mostly  |
| do is talk for nearly a thousand pages. If all Russians talk as much as the     |
| Karamazovs did, I don't see how they found time to become a major world power.  |
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| I'm told that Dostoyevsky wrote "The Brothers Karamazov" to raise the question  |
| of whether there is a God. So why didn't he just come right out and say: "Is    |
| there a God? It sure beats the heck out of me."                                 |
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| Other famous works could easily have been summarized in a few words:            |
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| * "Moby Dick" -- Don't mess around with large whales because they symbolize     |
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| nature and will kill you. * "A Tale of Two Cities" -- French people are crazy.  |
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\ -- Dave Barry                                                                   /
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