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/  "...The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!"                        \
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| "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?" Alice said, trying to feel          |
| interested.                                                                   |
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| "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little vexed. "That's  |
| what the name is called. The name really is, 'The Aged Aged Man.'"            |
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| "Then I ought to have said "That's what the song is called'?" Alice corrected |
| herself.                                                                      |
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| "No, you oughtn't: that's quite another thing! The song is called 'Ways and   |
| Means': but that's only what it is called you know!"                          |
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| "Well, what is the song then?" said Alice, who was by this time completely    |
| bewildered.                                                                   |
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| "I was coming to that," the Knight said. "The song really is "A-sitting on a  |
| Gate": and the tune's my own invention."                                      |
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\ -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"                                 /
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